‘I Have A Joke’ Trends On Twitter And Here Is What #PashtunTwitter Had To Offer

Twitter never gets out of fun trends to follow and get creative with.

It’s most recent offering, the “I have a joke” trend recently made it’s way to the #PashtunTwitter and gave us a bunch of hilarous, thought-provoking jokes that made us laugh, reminisce and think.

What started as a bid to poke some harmless fun at professions has now turned into the talk of the town:

Here are a few of our favourite ‘I have a joke’ template tweets:

I have a Pathan joke but it is 2020 and I wont get away with it anymore.
— Swat Swag (@NaPoha_) July 26, 2020

I have a pukhtun parent joke but the joke will never be good enough.
— Shahbaz Khan (@Shahbaaz1432) July 28, 2020

I have a joke about attan but it’ll just spin you into confusion
— ⚰︎ (@Afgeezy97) July 27, 2020

I have a joke on PIA but i'm afraid it wouldn't land🥴
— Kamal Arif (@kamalbinarif) July 28, 2020

I have a joke about BRT but let it finish first.
— Shahbaz Khan (@Shahbaaz1432) July 28, 2020

I have an Afridi joke but it got smuggled out of the country.
— Swat Swag (@NaPoha_) July 25, 2020

I have a joke on doctors but you can’t read it
— Alif (@elifbaataaa) July 29, 2020

I have a Jaidaad joke but the sisters won't get it.
— Arbaz K. Yousafzai (@arbazkyousafzai) July 28, 2020

I have a joke about women’s rights and consent, but my typical pashtoon brothers won’t understand it.
— يوسفزئي (@GKYTweets) July 27, 2020

i have a taliban joke and it’ll definitely blow up
— sʜᴀᴅᴀʙ (@damnshadab) July 28, 2020

I have a bannusi joke but my boyfriend wouldn't allow it https://t.co/iPzVSf4OlU
— sʜᴀᴅᴀʙ (@damnshadab) July 28, 2020

I have a Afghan girls joke, but i know it wouldn’t be as funny as their nose.
— 🇦🇫🇵🇰 (@PushtunWorld) July 28, 2020

I have a joke about my Baloch friend but it’s missing.
— Nazrana Yousufzai 🌹 (@NazranaYusufzai) July 26, 2020

I have a joke on Charsadwals but I don't to Pight.
— ThePukhtoonLad. (@ThePukhtoonLad) July 26, 2020

I don't have a joke, I have a life
— Saad Yusufzai (@SaadYusufzaii) July 25, 2020

I have a lot of Alzheimer's jokes. I just cant recall one right now.
— Jibby (@JibbyD) June 3, 2014

I have a joke on John Cena but people might not see it coming.
— Shahzeb Khan (@shahzebk10) July 26, 2020

I have a Nowshehra joke but it thinks too highly of itself.
— Swat Swag (@NaPoha_) July 26, 2020

I have a Marwat joke but I and the Khacchar have had just too much channay and its giving us gas.
— Swat Swag (@NaPoha_) July 25, 2020

I have a Mandokhel joke but the bloody Kakars wont let me tell it.
— Swat Swag (@NaPoha_) July 25, 2020

I have a Tribal Mashar joke but I need to tell it to Political Agent saib and Brigadier saib first and see if they find it funny and I get a permit.
— Swat Swag (@NaPoha_) July 25, 2020

I have a few racist jokes about pukhtuns but the Pakistani media has already used them all.
— Jibby (@JibbyD) July 25, 2020

I have a Peshawari joke but it is still stuck in Tahqal BRT.
— Swat Swag (@NaPoha_) July 25, 2020

I have a joke on Quetta but it's too dry.
— Brashna Kasi (@Brashnaa) July 25, 2020

I have a BRT joke but it’s not ready yet
— Khushal (@Khushal) July 25, 2020

That being said, I have a joke but the editors didn’t approve.

‘I Have A Joke’ Trends On Twitter And Here Is...

‘I Have A Joke’ Trends On Twitter And Here Is What #PashtunTwitter Had To Offer

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