pashtun parents banter


20 Tweets That Prove Pashtun/Afghan Parents Are A Different Breed Altogether

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1. Desi parents think this will cure everything

2. More like a fact duh..

3. Talking about desi parents and not mentioning the flying chappals? NO WAY!!

4. Every frikkin timeee

5. The struggle is real bruhh

6. And they would make us eat too until we can’t no more

7. Yo fam, badaam FTW!

8. Won’t let you marry a Non-Pashtun 🤦‍♂️

9. They just don’t get it..

10. WHAT EVEN 🤷‍♂️

11. You just can’t..

12. They will decide literally EVERYTHING in our lives for us..

13. BRUHHH 😂😂

14. And then curses you for being a dodikhlaas at home and doing nothing

15. And if your rotis aren’t gol, you’re ruined idc

16. All y’all pashtuns have a loospekar umra ghat voice, don’t you?

17. I swear desi parents are the best savages at times

18. Pakhwa ba mung pedal school ta tlu..

19. We all have been there..

20. Bet everyone have heard this from their parents.

Jokes apart, having Pashtun parents might be strict at times but don’t they always wish the best for us? They will go to far flung areas, spend their lives away from their families to support their loved ones; so there’s that. They think with their point of view whereas children have their own perspective. In some cases, we see desi parents unnecessarily interfering in the lives of their children. Generation gap is a thing in our households, that’s a fact that our parents need to sink in.

What is the weirdest thing that you heard from your parents? Let us know in the comments.

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Stasu Raaye


Electric, eclectic, eccentric - in that order! Sucker for fries and ghatti wrejay. Driven by FOMO.