I have a joke but Twitter already said it.
‘I Have A Joke’ Trends On Twitter And Here Is What #PashtunTwitter Had To Offer

Twitter never gets out of fun trends to follow and get creative with.
It’s most recent offering, the “I have a joke” trend recently made it’s way to the #PashtunTwitter and gave us a bunch of hilarous, thought-provoking jokes that made us laugh, reminisce and think.
What started as a bid to poke some harmless fun at professions has now turned into the talk of the town:
Here are a few of our favourite ‘I have a joke’ template tweets:
I have a pukhtun parent joke but the joke will never be good enough.
— Shahbaz Khan. (@Shahbaaz1432) July 28, 2020
I have a joke on PIA but i'm afraid it wouldn't land🥴
— Kamal Arif (@ikamalarif) July 28, 2020
I have a joke about BRT but let it finish first.
— Shahbaz Khan. (@Shahbaaz1432) July 28, 2020
I have a joke on doctors but you can’t read it
— Alif (@elifbaataaa) July 29, 2020
I have a Jaidaad joke but the sisters won't get it.
— ابو عمر یوسفزئی (@mullahmastan) July 28, 2020
i have a taliban joke and it’ll definitely blow up
— grrr (@muneebgawri) July 28, 2020
I have a bannusi joke but my boyfriend wouldn't allow it https://t.co/iPzVSf4OlU
— grrr (@muneebgawri) July 28, 2020
I have a joke about my Baloch friend but it’s missing.
— Nazrana Yousufzai (@Nazranausufzai) July 26, 2020
I don't have a joke, I have a life
— Saad Yusufzai (@SaadYusufzaii) July 25, 2020
I have a lot of Alzheimer's jokes. I just cant recall one right now.
— Jibby (@JibbyD) June 3, 2014
I have a joke on John Cena but people might not see it coming.
— Shahzeb Khan (@shahzebk10) July 26, 2020
I have a few racist jokes about pukhtuns but the Pakistani media has already used them all.
— Jibby (@JibbyD) July 25, 2020
I have a joke on Quetta but it's too dry.
— Brashna Kasi (@Brashnaa) July 25, 2020
I have a BRT joke but it’s not ready yet
— Khushal (@Khushal) July 25, 2020
That being said, I have a joke but the editors didn’t approve.

